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This Night Owl Blog has given so much!
It is a fun place, we don't bash and we have fun being "tedious"!
We offer advice, give love, lots of free food and an open forum which can be about anything that is important, thought provoking or just plain silly.
And sometimes we just March (some to different drummers, but all together). :)
It is not about a single person, it is about all the people on any given day blended together.....Goldie!
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Friday, October 31, 2014
~ Happy Halloween ~
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Thursday, October 16, 2014
Burma Shave
by SacBarb
To My Old-As-Dirt Friends amp; Relatives who qualify as "old as dirt".
For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's.
Before
there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma
Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers'
fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about
100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the
obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP.
Burma Shave
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE.
Burma Shave
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT.
Burma Shave
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING.
Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE.
Burma
Shave
CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER.
Burma Shave
SPEED
WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT.
Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.
Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU.
Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'.
Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.
Burma Shave
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE.
Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING.
Burma Shave
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW.
Burma Shave
Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child.
If they do - then you're old as dirt..LIKE ME!
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Thursday, October 9, 2014
The Ultimate Ethnic Joke.......
by Dianne
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a
German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an
Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a
Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a
Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian,
an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a
Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, an
Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian,
an I Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a
Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a
Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a
Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a
Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a
Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban,
a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a
Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an
Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,
....Walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the ma卯tre d', after scrutinizing the group.
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
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Thursday, October 2, 2014
Group Therapy
by Just Lin
A Canadian psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children:
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At
this point, the fourth mother, Carol, quietly got up, took her little
boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea
what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Little Willy from
school and go get
dinner."
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Thursday, September 25, 2014
On The Beach
by Dianne
Goldie, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on
a Florida
beach
near Venice.
She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began
reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, sir, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned
back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?"
she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last
year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes," he answered, continuing to read.
Goldie persisted.
"Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, the old gentleman threw his book down,
jumped off his blanket
onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits, and gave her
the most
passionate ride of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie
gasped and asked the man,
"How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name
was Katz?"
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Thursday, September 18, 2014
New York Cab Ride
by Dianne
A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi in New York. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mom " said the boy, "what are all these women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replies.The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez, lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, kid! They have sex with men for money."The
little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mom?"
His
mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?""Most of them become taxi drivers!" she said.
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Thursday, September 11, 2014
~ The World Is Coming To An End ~
by Tina~in_ut
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