Monkey Rocker is The World's Friendliest Sex Machine!Description:Keywords:Body:
Monkey Rocker #153; is The World's Friendliest Sex Machine!
compact (25 lbs)
means it's easy
to carry and store
entirely by you
vary the sensation
to bring yourself to
orgasm as quickly or
slowly as you like
for anal play
because it's so easy
to control. No worry
about unwanted pain
or health risks
If you're interested in helping me get this exciting new Monkey Rocker model launched, you can make a donation of any size through PayPal. No amount is too small to help make this happen!
If you are adventurous or passionate enough to make a donation of $50 or more, that earns you the right to buy one of the new machines from the first production batch before any stores or online retailers get them.
Bear in mind that I don't know how long it will take to accumulate the $4K for AutoCad, and once I begin the design process, I don't know how long it will take to refine it to the point of being production ready. But I'm very excited about this new machine, and I will be working hard to make it available as soon as possible!
If you are interested in becoming an investor or partner in the new machine production call me and we can discuss details.
Thank you all for your interest in my machine, and for any contribution you make toward helping me bring the new one to life!
Dan Siechert 661 599-0714
Monkey Rocker inventor, Founder, and Chief Monkey
For 10 years I've been lovingly hand-crafting and selling my sex rocker invention Monkey Rocker to enthusiastic users all over the world. The time has come to move on to another phase of this incredible adventure.
Unfortunately, I can no longer make these wonderful machines as a full-time occupation. I have accepted full-time employment in a local printing and sign business, which will allow me to express my creativity in both of those fields and pay current bills and debts that accumulated while pursuing Monkey Rocker.
I will consider special order commissions, but since my time will be necessarily limited, prices will be relatively high and wait times will be quite lengthy.
When I first imagined the sex rocker concept back in 2002 I had no idea how people would respond, or whether it would work well or be appealing to anyone except me.
In the exciting and challenging 12 years since then I have been immensely gratified and thrilled to discover that my little idea has become an object of desire and a source of pleasure for men, women, and couples of all kinds all around the world.
Based on sales, as well as inquiries I've received every month for many years now, it's become very clear to me that the worldwide demand for a Monkey Rocker at a retail price around $400 would put it within the reach of most people, and sell very well year after year.
For many years now I've wanted to create just such a machine: a mass producible Monkey Rocker model that would have all the beauty, strength and function of the current machine, but be manufacturable in quantity to keep the price reasonable and meet demand.
I have exciting ideas about how to design the new machine to meet those criteria, as well as how to incorporate a couple of very cool new features that can only be done with a factory produced product. The changes would make the new model even more attractive to existing fans and provide more appeal to a wider audience.
I created my original design, and many improvements over the years (all the way up to the current Solo model), using illustration software because that's what I had available when I started on a shoestring budget on my patio (the garage was too full of other stuff).
In order to make this new version a reality I have to save up to buy the CAD software I need to use to create a design with the quality and sophistication I have in mind. Once I have the CAD software I will design and refine until I have something worthy of the Monkey Rocker brand to show potential manufacturers and investors.
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