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Title:E-Mail from Grandma
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Grandma has been overjoyed with the success of her site. With all the wonderful comments she recieved we thought that having a donate option would help to keep the site alive with all the new visitors! If you like the site you should consider donating.
Mar 17 2011
Posted by Grandson under Humor
HAPPY ST. PATRICK #8217;S DAY !
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A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, quot;What do you have in your hand? quot;
The boy said, quot;A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he #39;ll get
scared away. quot;
He was then sent to the principal #39;s office and the principal asked
him, quot;What do you have in your hand? quot;
The little boy said, quot;A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he #39;ll get scared away. quot;
The principal got mad and yelled, quot;Open your hands NOW! quot;
He did and the little boy said, quot;Oh great , now look what you did,
you scared the shit out of him! quot;
HAPPY ST. PATRICK #39;S DAY!
God Bless Smile Lots Everyone is Irish on St. Pats Day
Tags: St. Patrick's Day
4 Comments #187;
Feb 04 2011
Posted by Grandson under Feel Good,pictures
APRONS
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(Notice that a quot;Medium quot; is a size 14 #8211; 16)
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Remember making an apron in Home Ec? Remember Home Ec? If we have to explain quot;Home Ec quot; you may delete this. I just don #39;t have the energy anymore. Read below.
The History of #39;APRONS #39;
I don #39;t think our kids know what an apron is. The principal use of Grandma #39;s apron was to protect the dress underneath because she only had a few and because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and aprons required less material. But along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children #39;s tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears. From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven.
When company came, those
aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, Grandma wrapped it around her arms.
Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron.
From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables.
After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture that old apron could dust in a matter of seconds. When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out onto the porch, waved her apron, and the men folk knew it was time to come in from the fields to dinner.
It will be a long time before someone invents something that will replace that #39;old-time apron #39; that served so many purposes.
Send this to those who would know (and love) the story about Grandma #39;s aprons.
REMEMBER:
Grandma used to set her hot baked apple pies on the window sill to cool. Her granddaughters set theirs on the window sill to thaw. They would go crazy now trying to figure out how many germs were on that apron. I don #39;t think I ever caught anything from an apron #8211; but love #8230;
Tags: aprons, grandma, history
1 Comment #187;
Feb 02 2011
Posted by Grandson under Humor
How to Speak like a Woman
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How To Speak like a Woman
At last #8230;.someone in this world has done some very valid and very valuable research on the
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN #39;S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very *friendly* person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame = Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker
WOMEN #39;S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you #39;ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you #39;re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You #39;re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN #39;S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let #39;s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I #39;d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I #39;d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I #39;d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I #39;d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don #39;t go with that outfit = I #39;m gay
And finally #8230;..
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
Tags: men, stereotypes, women
2 Comments #187;
Jan 30 2011
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Degrees of Blonde
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7 degrees of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said quot;How should I know, that #39;s 200 miles
from here! quot; and hung up..
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The husband asked, quot;Who was that? quot; p
The wife answered, quot;I don #39;t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear. quot;
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SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, quot;Hmm, this person looks familiar. quot;
The second blonde says, quot;Here, let me see! quot; p
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
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The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, quot;You dummy, it #39;s me! quot; p
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, quot;No, honey, don #39;t do it!!! quot;
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The blonde replies, quot;Shut up, jerk, you #39;re next! quot; p
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, quot;Go ahead, ask me, .. I know #39;em all. quot;
A friend says, quot;OK, what #39;s the capital of Wisconsin ? quot;
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The blonde replies, quot;Oh, that #39;s easy .. it #39;s W. quot; p
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: quot;Is it mine? quot; p
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs.. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, quot;That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware . quot; p
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, quot;I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman! quot;
OKAY, FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE ELSE
YOU MIGHT THINK NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY
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